Happy Wednesday!

We are so excited to share updated photos of the much-anticipated Biscuit plushie from our friends at Geekify. I personally am amused that the pics make it seem like he's been arrested 😂

What do you think he's in for? Grand Almond Larceny?


We are finalizing plushie numbers this week and while Biscuit won't be a Kickstarter exclusive per se, we are limiting the amount we're ordering. So if you would like to guarantee yourself a Biscuit plushie (or three!), you can either add him to your existing pledge or place a separate preorder here!

 

KICKSTARTER BACKERS:PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO COMPLETE YOUR PLEDGEBOX SURVEY, AS WE CANNOT SEND YOU YOUR REWARD IF WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED IT.

 

If you are having issues or didn't receive your survey, you can email Box Bish Dani at support@rachelrener.com! By the way, Dani would like me to (lovingly) remind you all to please double check your full address information has been entered, both on Pledgebox and www.rachelrener.com/shop. We've had some packages returned to us for not having unit numbers listed which incurs fees and increases the likelihood of post-related damage to books :'(

 

Lastly, if you used the Pledge-Over-Time (PLOT) function via Kickstarter, please make sure your second payment went through! I sent an email earlier today to the 21 people who have errored payments so be sure to check your spam/promotions folder if you don't see it! NOTE: Only fully-paid pledges will be shipped to backers.

Stalking Rachel 101

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Boy, it sure would be fun to stalk author Rachel Rener and just happen to show up at the same cafe as her!"

No? Well, I commend your functional mental health state.

But if, like me, you're a little bit weird and/or would like to come hang out with yours truly, I encourage you to come stalk me in Sydney, Australia next week! Yes I'll be signing books at BABE, but Britt has also set up a  popup meetup on Saturday May 31, 11am-1pm and YOU'RE INVITED!


Details and sign-up can be found here. We hope to see you there! 💜


(And DUH you can totally bring books for me to sign! Or b00bs. I've signed a few of those, too.)


P.s.- Britt is popping in here real quick to say: "I am SO excited for the adventures that await us in Sydney and am very much looking forward to meeting all of you attending BABE next weekend!" 


And speaking of stalking...


Remember that one time author Annette Marie and I had a very public spat that culminated in an epic dual up in the arctic tundra, a.k.a. Alberta, Canada?


Well, I am heading up there again this June! If you can think of any pranks you'd like me to pull or have any special requests, let me know in Rachel's Renergades on Facebook and/or Discord!


ALL suggestions welcome 😈

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