Amethysts & Alchemy lovers, TODAY IS THE DAY - the FIRE OPALS & FAMILY cover reveal!!!
(But definitely keep scrolling after the announcement because there are a few REALLY important pieces of information (***like a Biscuit plushie / delivery update!!***), plus my freshly-converted Jehovah's Witness cockatoo has something he wants to share with you.)
Okay, guys, cover reveal happening in...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you guys think??? 😍
✨🧪💚💎🐷SYNOPSIS🐷💎💚🧪✨
My name is Delaney Stone: small-town pharmacist, certified pilot, and first-known genetic inheritor of supernatural pica. Hand-in-hoof with my emotional support pig, I travel the world tasting every mineral I can get my hands on, alchemizing their special essences into “parascientific” potions. Until recently, life was lonely but simple…
And then along came Heath Spencer, Disrupter of Solitude and Disseminator of Chaos.
Thanks to our recent discovery of ancient Hunnic treasure, we now find ourselves racing across Hungary to find Attila the Hun’s legendary golden tomb before a swarm of rival archaeologists gets there first. To make things exponentially worse, one of those rival archeologists happens to be Heath’s brilliant and beautiful ex-girlfriend, Julie.
Suddenly, being the first to find Attila’s long-lost tomb is no longer a matter of pride; it’s a matter of proving my worth. Because if Julie finds it before I do, I’m convinced Heath will realize he made the wrong choice. With so much at stake, I’ve got no other option but to rely on my parascientific powers more than ever before, taking risks that threaten far more than mere bodily safety.
It’s funny; I used to hate wet socks more than anything. Now – between danger, heartbreak, and glamourous tomb-raiding exes – I can confidently say wet socks are the least of my problems.
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✨SPRAYED EDGES ✨
Yes, there WILL be a sprayed edge version to match the Amethysts & Alchemy sprayed edge edition! I'll be posting about that later this month, as well as sharing pictures!
Ahhhhh!!!! I can't wait to show you guys!!!!!
DON'T FORGET: Patreon members get early access to all reveals and breaking news, and All-Access members get automatic access to my ARC team!
Thank you all so much for your support!
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🖊️SEPTEMBER AMA🖊️
Speaking of Patreon, the date for our September AMA with Julie Hall and Jilleen Dolbeare has been set: September 22nd at 12pm (noon) MDT!
(While we generally try to keep the AMA's to the weekend, scheduling proved to be complex during this very busy month! If for some reason you can't make the lunchtime event, we will of course be recording the session and posting to Patreon!)
As always, the AMA will be hosted on the Renergades Discord server. If you have a question for Julie, Jilleen, myself, or all three of us, you can submit those questions here. Otherwise, All-Access members are free to ask their questions live (and will be entered to w!n signed prizes for asking questions before or during)!
Not yet a Patreon member? Join here to get access to Gilded Blood: RETOLD, my (unhinged) live interviews, early access and sneak peeks, and direct access to hang with yours truly!
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IMPORTANT: Biscuit Plushie Update 🦜
Okay, so, good news: Biscuit is looking SO GOOD!!!!!
Last we were told (and trust me, we've been poking them constantly!) Biscuit will finish production by the end of the month and then will then sail across the seas to reach us by November. The MOMENT he lands in our warehouse, we will start shipping!
That said, I know the wait has been REALLY hard. So for those of you who are dyying to get your hands on your Kickstarter rewards early, we're offering a split shipment option here.
Basically, this allows you the option to pay a supplemental shipping fee (meant to cover ONLY additional costs of splitting your shipment, not for profit) that allows you to receive the rest of your Kickstarter rewards early. Once we receive your form response, we'll double check details, then start fulfilling those orders on a first-responded, first-served basis.
If you have any questions or require additional assistance, please email our beloved Box Bish Dani at support@rachelrener.com.
Thank you all so much for your continued support and understanding as we navigate tariffs, customs, and the loooooooong production schedule in the world of plushies!
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Jehovah's Jungle Chicken 👔
Well, this is a new one.
Two perfectly lovely Jehovah's Witnesses just showed up to my front door. As I was politely trying to tell them I didn't have time at that exact moment to hear The Word, Jungle Chicken comes flying out of the kitchen like a shrieking missile. Apparently, he DID want to hear The Word.
Fast-forward 20 minutes. They've finally finished their schpiel and are now asking me if I'd like them to come back next week to discuss these important topics further.
Before I could muster a polite "I'm good, thanks," Jungle Chicken - who's been perched on my shoulder avidly "listening" this whole time - raises his claw and goes "HIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
And anyway, they're now coming back - with almonds - this Tuesday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jungle Chicken: [Avian] Disseminator of Almonds and Jehovah's Kingdom:
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Street Team Sign ups! 🔊
ICYMI: My amazing Content Queen, Bex, is helping me expand my current Street Team. We're also adding on a super-exclusive Content Creator Team!
STREET TEAM: This team is open to applications from EVERYONE with a public bookish account and has the potential for earning prizes!
💜 Post Requirements: 1x per month, along with liking / commenting on / sharing Rachel's and other street team members' posts
💜 We will provide ready-made posts / write ups for easy posting!
💜 There are also opportunities for prizes and freebies!
CONTENT CREATOR TEAM: This team is SUPER EXCLUSIVE! 🤫
💞 Requirements to join: 2,500k+ followers on at least one public bookish account
💞 Post Requirements: 3-5 times a month, along with liking / commenting on / sharing Rachel's and other Content Creator members' posts
💞 There are some guaranteed freebies for being on this team, including special edition books!
➡️➡️Please fill out this form to be considered for the team!
Note from Bex: We will review applications as they come in, and will ONLY be reaching out if we decide to add you to the team. Not adding you does NOT mean that you're content isn't beautiful. For the Content team, we are looking for some very specific aesthetics, and I promise, we will have a HARD time choosing.
We are so excited to build these new teams and see what sort of MAGIC you all come up with! Applications close at 12pm MDT on September 21st.
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PHEW, that was a lot!!! Thanks so much for sticking with me to the end! By the way, will I see any of you at SLC FanX next week??
If so, I can't wait!
OH, and PS: In case you guys weren't aware, the "big, pink book" is, in fact, PINK.
Cheers!
💗 Rachel
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